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March 2, 2009

Fill In Your Own Joke About Lotion And Baskets: An Online Transcript

Me: Chatty Guy just asked the chart girl why she wasn't at (friday's epic office party)
and she had no idea what he meant
Abby: awkward
Me: not as awkward as their ensuing conversation about their respective weekends
Abby: does he live by himself? maybe he doesn't have anyone to talk to in his personal life and when he gets to work all of his thoughts explode out of him
Me: no one to talk to but his victims
Abby: ahhhhhhhhh
don't look in his freezer

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