Finish The Sentence: An Open Poll
Today's phrase: "I like my women like I like my coffee...." Here are a few to start:
• "... strong and black."
• "... piping hot and sprinkled with cinnamon."
• "... topped with whipped cream."
• "... they burn going down."
• "... smelling faintly of chai."
• "... full of dirty beans."
• "... with a warning label about the contents."
Fire away.
Comments: 23
... ground up and in the freezer.
I like Harold Perrineau's answer in The Edge:
"Bitter and murky"
...fairly traded?
...on ice?
...a day old?
...out of an urn?
... with a distinctly nutty undertone.
all over my lap
On behalf of women everywhere, I'm both amused and slightly offended. :)
...in an aquarium.
- ...In a dirty cup
- ...cold and a day old
- ...Italian and Strong
- ...with my friends in the morning
...$100 per pound.
... artificially sweetened.
ice cold and tasting like Coca-Cola? That makes no sense.
...at least once every couple hours.
...available on every corner.
...harvested from South America, Africa and/or the Indo Pacific islands.
...[something about extra cream]
...slutty. I mean, foamy.
...grande. Wait, no.
...covered in bees!
...full-bodied and insouciant (or is that wine?)
...in between bites of a cookie.
... leaving a stain
... with whipped cream on top
... destroying my central nervous system
... drippin'
.. made to order in less than 5
.. a new blend imported fresh each week
. . . Quick and cheap.
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...brown and self-loathing
...pretentious and disgusting
...powerful enough to give me the runs for a week
...having a complex taste and mysterious origins
...hot enough to burn off my taste buds
...in an unwashed IHOP carafe
...piping hot and purchased from the Pakistani man at Dunkin' Donuts
I like my women like I like my coffee...
...brown and self-loathing
...pretentious and disgusting
...powerful enough to give me the runs for a week
...having a complex taste and mysterious origins
...hot enough to burn off my taste buds
...in an unwashed IHOP carafe
...piping hot and purchased from the Pakistani man at Dunkin' Donuts
"I like my women like I like my coffee...."
Cheap and fast
Light and sweet
to go... (away)
with a shot of whiskey
frothy
"I like my women like I like my coffee...."
Cheap and fast
Light and sweet
to go... (away)
with a shot of whiskey
frothy
... forced through a fine mesh screen.
Cold and bitter!
Nov 24, 2008 1:13 PM