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October 5, 2008

Craigslist Comes Through Once Again

By Dan Carlson

An actual posting from the Los Angeles pages:

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The titles just write themselves:

Touch My Wasilla
Impalin' Palin
Areola Wolf Gunning
No, Seriously, Drill Baby Drill
The Bush Doctrine: You Know, the Other Kind

Comments: 56

Kevin Longrie

He "came" through Alaska: Putin in my Poon-Tang

Hocky Milfs

Joe Six-Pack versus her Volcanos

Oct 5, 2008 8:32 PM

BRIAN V

SARAH PALIN'S STICKY SIUATION 2

Oct 7, 2008 9:20 AM

BRIAN V

HOCKEY MUFFS

PALIN'S STICKY SITUATION 2: THE HARD DEBATE

Oct 7, 2008 9:23 AM

SARAH S

PALIN's PARTY : AFTER THE PAGEANT

PUCK-er UP AND LIP-STICK IT IN ME!


Oct 7, 2008 11:01 AM

sam a

EVERYTIME SHE WINKS, SHE WANKS

Oct 7, 2008 11:59 AM

Blowden

can't believe nobody used it yet...

DRILL ME, BABY, DRILL ME!

Oct 7, 2008 12:35 PM

VTDarkStar

MAVERICK MUFF ?

Oct 7, 2008 12:51 PM

O'Kasper

NICE GLASSES ASSES

Oct 7, 2008 12:53 PM

Beth

PIGS!

Oct 7, 2008 12:53 PM

O'troll

OINC OINC

Oct 7, 2008 12:57 PM

Alyssa

It ended up being called "Nailin' Palin"

more info, including the lucky doppleganger!, here:

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=12971

Oct 7, 2008 1:43 PM

Starman

A Pig N A Poke

or

The Lipstick Chronicles of Alaska

Oct 7, 2008 1:50 PM

Ryan G

Haha!! No anal required!

Oct 7, 2008 2:30 PM

Greg Udell

That's the kind of attention the republicans can use. Maybe not to win the election, but to show they aren't robots.
http://savefile.com/files/1797889

Oct 7, 2008 5:04 PM

SamWell

Off-Shore Drilling: I See London I See France, I See Russian Underpants.

Oct 7, 2008 7:07 PM

Bubo

If you put lipstick on a pig its still a pig.

Oct 7, 2008 7:08 PM

SamWell

Off-Shore Drilling: I See London I See France, I See Russian Underpants.

Oct 7, 2008 7:10 PM

RedAmazon

Oh sooooooooooo funny on soooooooo many levels! A virtual never ending cornucopia of LMAO's!

Oct 7, 2008 7:36 PM

Brian

Someone already has a website up @ www.impalinpalin.com. :)

Oct 7, 2008 8:51 PM

Palin

The Long Bridge to Her Crotch

Oct 7, 2008 9:59 PM

Jennie

I loooooooove it! That made my night :D Are you single?

Oct 8, 2008 12:27 AM

egfx

linked to your blog and post

http://www.ucubd.com/Index.aspx?id=801&cid=3542

Oct 8, 2008 12:34 AM

Mud On The Helmet

This role should require Anal.

Oh You Betcha !

Drill Baby Drill !!

Oct 8, 2008 12:45 AM

The President

Anal is definitely required for the VP job


The President

Oct 8, 2008 2:23 PM

marsupial power pouch

Sarah Poling Northern Exposure

Oct 9, 2008 1:31 AM

Mother to 3

All you guys are sick. This is simply exploiting women. It does not matter if it is the VP candidate or the girl next door. What would you do if this were your mother, sister, girlfriends...etc. All you pigs would probably say go for it...so that is what makes you stand out as pigs!!! Palin is an accomplished hunter...I sure if she can shoot a moose she can shoot a pig.

Oct 9, 2008 1:13 PM

AI

It's all about education. Sex Education.

Oct 9, 2008 10:10 PM

Seth

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the future VPILF of the United States!

Oct 9, 2008 10:26 PM

judah

I hope this doesn't also involve a
John McCain look a like

Oct 10, 2008 12:27 AM

gWallet

Ah craigslist...gotta love it.

Saw it listed above, but the first thought that came to mind was: Northern Exposure!

:)

Oct 10, 2008 1:20 AM

Mike

Cuntry First

Oct 10, 2008 3:16 PM

casey

HAHA!!! THAT IS FUCKED UP!!!!

Oct 10, 2008 7:15 PM

gooboy

I just hope they don't steal the name of the web address I bought. Veepthroat.com

Oct 10, 2008 8:24 PM

Sarah

"One womans quest to save Alaska from Russia... using her boobs alone."

Oct 10, 2008 10:02 PM

itemforty

the road to no-hair?

Oct 14, 2008 5:09 PM

rememo

Mooseknuckle Hunting 9: inside the presidential suite.

Oct 14, 2008 8:54 PM

Tom

i say we all whine because a few people were making jokes about pornography. GROW UP ITS THE INTERNET LEAVE YOUR PRIDE BEHIND!!!!

Oct 15, 2008 8:44 AM

T

Straight Cock Express

Oct 15, 2008 10:11 PM

T

"I hope this doesn't also involve a
John McCain look a like" -Juday

Straight Cock Express

Oct 15, 2008 10:13 PM

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Good Job,

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Good Job,

Jul 29, 2009 11:09 AM

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Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.,

Jul 29, 2009 2:37 PM

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I want to say thanks!,

Jul 29, 2009 5:56 PM

name

:-),

Jul 29, 2009 9:17 PM

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:-),

Jul 29, 2009 9:17 PM

name

Help me to find the,

Jul 30, 2009 12:37 AM

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Jul 30, 2009 12:38 AM

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What?,

Jul 30, 2009 4:03 AM

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Jul 30, 2009 4:03 AM

GanjaBoy34

By packaging several choices together and naming the set, Newman identifies the selected strategies clearly. ,

Oct 10, 2009 8:20 AM

GanjaBoy34

By packaging several choices together and naming the set, Newman identifies the selected strategies clearly. ,

Oct 10, 2009 8:21 AM

His_wife23

Fill their eardrums with public rage not to undermine E-Verify. ,

Oct 12, 2009 11:14 PM

His_wife23

Fill their eardrums with public rage not to undermine E-Verify. ,

Oct 12, 2009 11:15 PM

artiladrealen

Hi People
How are you doing?

Oct 15, 2009 1:52 AM

Merlin19

There are also organized groups of patients with certain illnesses that may be able to provide information about a condition, alternative treatments, and experiences with local doctors and hospitals. ,

Oct 22, 2009 1:20 AM

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Oct 22, 2009 1:20 AM

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