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Dan Carlson
Houston, Texas

I'm a twentysomething white male with ambitions to be a professional film critic and generally spend my days getting paid to watch movies and write about it. A compulsive reader and stubborn cineaste, I take an often contrary stance to my more fundamentalist peers and upbringing by celebrating the pursuit of the good, and the Good, in life, love, art and film. If you watched enough episodes of certain TV shows — for starters, "The Hungry and the Hunted," "The Cut Man Cometh," "The Body," "The Zeppo," "Waiting in the Wings," "Out of Gas," "April Is the Cruelest Month," "20 Hours in America," "Colonial Day," "An Echolls Family Christmas," "Look Who's Stalking," "The Garage Door," "Charlie Gets Crippled," "Wind Sprints," and "Corner Boys" — you would understand me completely, and you'd also realize that much of my worldview and philosophical insights are heavily influenced by fictional works/programs, and many of the good things I've said in my life are just a regurgitation of someone else's imaginings, or at any rate a heartfelt attempt to interpret them. I guess I was made to be a film critic.

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September 8, 2008

Uniformity

By Dan Carlson

I look forward to the day when all the veterans from World War II and Vietnam are finally dead and gone.

That probably sounds unimaginably harsh, but I can't help it. I don't hate the men, but what's become of their duty in pop culture. Those were the last two major wars that used a draft, and the last ones to become a kind of milestone or clearinghouse for large sections of American youth. Men of a certain age who are running for office are now expected to have participated in those actions, and those who haven't are painted as being somehow less committed. No one thinks war is a good thing, but a vet running for office is still happy to have the experience under his belt. But the wars of my generation are scattered, mismanaged affairs, and in 30 years a candidate for office will — I hope, I pray, I plead — be able to say, "No, I didn't fight in either of the Iraq wars. I thought they were bad ideas, so I went to college and got a job instead." I'm just sick and exhausted of having to assume someone is better or stronger or more courageous simply because they went to war. They're not, and that's a dangerous way to elect someone.

Comments: 8

Thomas Oddo

What a Schmuck!

You should run for office with that as your opening line. Generation X's "I Have A Dream"; Dan Carlson's "I Look Forward To The Day" speech.

Terri

Dan, this is so well said! I never thought about this, but I'm really glad you did and that you posted it!

I feel the same way. I really hope that the wars in the middle east are looked back upon as they are, and not as some sort of badge of courage.

I also can't wait for this:

The last Vietnam veteran lies awake in his room; he is old and gray. A man comes to the door. "Who are you, stranger."

"My name is Dan Carlson, and I've come to finish this."

"What?"

*four hours of sissy punches eventually lead to the vets death.

Joey

Do you think military service matters? Not in terms of patriotism, but as a practical matter, or matter of policy?

Melanie

I know it's super unpopular to be a conservative in our generation (at least I've come a long way since college!), but I do prefer to have a commander in chief who actually understands war and what's necessary to protect a nation. Not because I want war to happen, but because they do, and I think someone with the responsibilities of president is a better c-i-c when they do have that experience. Another option is this: have the president disregard the c-i-c title.

@Melanie: I have to disagree with your premise that only a president who's served in uniform can understand war or "what's necessary to protect a nation." FDR wasn't a vet, but he still managed to lead the country through WWII. Additionally, the president hardly acts alone in these matters (or hopefully doesn't), turning to his advisers for counsel, so it doesn't quite track that he or she would have to have had personal combat experience.

Melanie Larson

All I said was that I think a president is a better CIC when he has combat experience. And by "I'd like to have a commander in chief who understands what's necessary to protect a nation," I meant that I don't believe Obama is that person. Not that anyone who'd never been to combat wouldn't be a good president.

But we will continue to disagree on this, and all political matters. :) I'm voting for Ron Paul anyway.

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"The critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising."
— Pauline Kael

"Film lovers are sick people."
— Francois Truffaut

"I hope I strike a blow for chubby bald men everywhere. I hope they rise like an army."
Paul Giamatti, quoted in the Los Angeles Times, 12/14/04

"Let others praise ancient times, I am glad I was born in these."
— Ovid

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Remembering speechlessly we seek the great forgotten language, the lost lane-end into heaven, a stone, a leaf, an unfound door. Where? When?

O lost, and by the wind grieved, ghost, come back again.
— Look Homeward, Angel, Thomas Wolfe

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
— John Stuart Mill

We are all under the same mental calamity; we have all forgotten our names. We have all forgotten what we really are. All that we call common sense and rationality and practicality and positivism only means that for certain dead levels of our life we forget that we have forgotten. All that we call spirit and art and ecstasy only means that for one awful instant we remember that we forget.
— G.K. Chesterton

We were, for the briefest of moments, something greater than the sum of our uncertain parts; we were youth itself, in all its painful glory and sharp joy.
— Me, Fall 2003

There is a time in the lives of most writers when they are vulnerable, when the vivid dreams and ambitions of childhood seem to pale in the harsh sunlight of what we call the real world. In short, there's a time when things can go either way.
— Stephen King

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