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Dan Carlson
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I'm a twentysomething white male with ambitions to be a professional film critic and generally spend my days getting paid to watch movies and write about it. A compulsive reader and stubborn cineaste, I take an often contrary stance to my more fundamentalist peers and upbringing by celebrating the pursuit of the good, and the Good, in life, love, art and film. If you watched enough episodes of certain TV shows — for starters, "The Hungry and the Hunted," "The Cut Man Cometh," "The Body," "The Zeppo," "Waiting in the Wings," "Out of Gas," "April Is the Cruelest Month," "20 Hours in America," "Colonial Day," "An Echolls Family Christmas," "Look Who's Stalking," "The Garage Door," "Charlie Gets Crippled," "Wind Sprints," and "Corner Boys" — you would understand me completely, and you'd also realize that much of my worldview and philosophical insights are heavily influenced by fictional works/programs, and many of the good things I've said in my life are just a regurgitation of someone else's imaginings, or at any rate a heartfelt attempt to interpret them. I guess I was made to be a film critic.

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August 11, 2008

Now All I Need Are Groupies Band-Aids

By Dan Carlson

My roommate, Glen, and I have always joked about forming an alt-country band called The Lonesome Cowboys, which would allow us to quit our jobs, travel the world, and get paid for doing as little as possible. And though all that remains a fantasy, that didn't stop us from starting our own MySpace page and uploading our first couple of hits.

The first song is "Shasta Grape," named after the soda that keeps Glen running. The other song is our cover of "Gold Digger," and once you hear it I think you'll agree we took it to an awesome place Kanye West could never have gone on his own.

Listen here, or just check out the video:

Comments: 3

JMW

Shasta Grape rocks, and the cover of Gold Digger is inspired. Nice work. Is it you or Glen on lead vocals?

Aug 12, 2008 1:28 PM

Erin

I like your video. The little bunny is a nice touch. Well done. I look forward to hearing more.

Aug 12, 2008 1:31 PM

Dan

@JMW: Glen's on lead for "Shasta Grape," I do the lead on "Gold Digger."

@Erin: Thanks. Bunny is our mascot.

Aug 12, 2008 1:42 PM

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