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Dan Carlson
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I'm a twentysomething white male with ambitions to be a professional film critic and generally spend my days getting paid to watch movies and write about it. I try not to think too hard about how I want to build my life around talking about other people's creations and not mine. A compulsive reader and stubborn cineaste, I take an often contrary stance to my more fundamentalist peers and upbringing by celebrating the pursuit of the good, and the Good, in life, love, art and film. If you watched enough episodes of a few TV shows ("The Hungry and the Hunted," "The Cut Man Cometh," "The Body," "The Zeppo," "Waiting in the Wings," "Out of Gas," "April is the Cruelest Month," "20 Hours in America," "Colonial Day," "An Echolls Family Christmas," and "Look Who's Stalking," for starters), you would understand me completely, and you'd also realize that much of my worldview and philosophical insights are heavily influenced by fictional works/programs, and many of the good things I've said in my life are just a regurgitation of someone else's imaginings. I guess I was made to be a film critic.

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September 5, 2007

An Actual Conversation Between Me And My Boss

By Dan Carlson

Boss: Hey, Dan, are you a basketball person?
Me: Not really, no.
Boss: Are you a sports person?
Me: Only vaguely.
Boss: Oh.
Me: Why, do you have tickets or something?
Boss: No, I'm just reading this story here, and the writer references the NBA All-Star Games, plural.
Me: Yeah, that should be singular.
Boss: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Me: [Brief pause to check Wikipedia, even though I know I'm right, but still live in paranoid fear of being mocked like I was in middle school for not knowing such manly things.] Yeah, there's just one a year.
Boss: Ah. I didn't know if they had them for separate conferences or something.
Me: Doesn't seem so.
Boss: Or I figured they might be segregated.
Me: [Stunned silence.]

Comments: 4

Clay

I guess the games could be referring to the rookie game played that same weekend as well as the actual all-star game.

Sep 6, 2007 7:00 AM

JMW

That anecdote was entertaining even before the last line or two, which are just an award-winning conclusion. Fantastic.

Sep 6, 2007 10:50 AM

Kevin Longrie

Segregation tu-day, segregation tommorra, segregation for-evah. Yes i believe Wallace was talking about professional sports.

Sep 7, 2007 11:47 AM

Alan

so...your boss is what -- 140 years old?

Sep 8, 2007 10:27 AM

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