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Dan Carlson
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I'm a twentysomething white male with ambitions to be a professional film critic and generally spend my days getting paid to watch movies and write about it. A compulsive reader and stubborn cineaste, I take an often contrary stance to my more fundamentalist peers and upbringing by celebrating the pursuit of the good, and the Good, in life, love, art and film. If you watched enough episodes of certain TV shows — for starters, "The Hungry and the Hunted," "The Cut Man Cometh," "The Body," "The Zeppo," "Waiting in the Wings," "Out of Gas," "April Is the Cruelest Month," "20 Hours in America," "Colonial Day," "An Echolls Family Christmas," "Look Who's Stalking," "The Garage Door," "Charlie Gets Crippled," "Wind Sprints," and "Corner Boys" — you would understand me completely, and you'd also realize that much of my worldview and philosophical insights are heavily influenced by fictional works/programs, and many of the good things I've said in my life are just a regurgitation of someone else's imaginings, or at any rate a heartfelt attempt to interpret them. I guess I was made to be a film critic.

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August 26, 2007

Further Signs That The Line Between My Reality And Fantasy Is Beginning To Blur

By Dan Carlson

I was walking down the sidewalk in front of Second Spin and saw that someone had written "TED + JOYCE '88" in the cement back when it was poured. And I thought, "I bet that was before she knew he was a robot."

Comments: 7

Constance

I just lol'd myself - thanks for that.

B: I'm just saying, there's something a little too clean about this clown.
W: [laughs] He's a clean clown!
[others stare]
W: I have my own fun.

Aug 26, 2007 10:16 PM

litelysalted

Aha! This made my day.

Aug 27, 2007 5:58 AM

MariSafari

That is too great. I wish I could go down to Ventura Blvd myself to take a look but alas, the New Yorker's got no dice

Aug 27, 2007 6:40 AM

MariSafari

That is too great. I wish I could go down to Ventura Blvd myself to check it out but this New Yorker's got no dice

Aug 27, 2007 6:45 AM

MariSafari

and oops for doing that annoying same comment twice thing... sometimes I shouldn't say words

Aug 27, 2007 6:46 AM

Julie

Ha! I would have thought the same thing.

Aug 27, 2007 9:13 AM

Never

Ha I read that... Paused... then LOL'd... I just watched that ep like last week so... giggle!

Mar 17, 2010 1:06 AM

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