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February 15, 2007

Blue Velvet Comes To The Big Country: An Online Transcript

Sis: there was a body found in a field here. the big country is falling apart

me: ...whoa

wow

murder?

suicide?

Sis: i have no idea

just a body

me: wow

"just a body"

were any fingers missing or anything?

Sis: haha, i don't know

[...]

brb

Sis: back

me: did you go out to see the body?

Sis: haha, no

i moved my car

me: ah

did avoid seeing the body because you're actually the killer?

it's ok. you can tell me

Sis: ...

me: ...crap, sarah

not again

not the murders AGAIN

Sis: :-/

me: way to let down mom and dad

and the state of texas correctional system

Sis: sorry

me: ah well

just don't do it again

now go out and play, you rascal

Sis: ok!

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