Blue Velvet Comes To The Big Country: An Online Transcript
Sis: there was a body found in a field here. the big country is falling apart
me: ...whoa
wow
murder?
suicide?
Sis: i have no idea
just a body
me: wow
"just a body"
were any fingers missing or anything?
Sis: haha, i don't know
[...]
brb
Sis: back
me: did you go out to see the body?
Sis: haha, no
i moved my car
me: ah
did avoid seeing the body because you're actually the killer?
it's ok. you can tell me
Sis: ...
me: ...crap, sarah
not again
not the murders AGAIN
Sis: :-/
me: way to let down mom and dad
and the state of texas correctional system
Sis: sorry
me: ah well
just don't do it again
now go out and play, you rascal
Sis: ok!
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