Review: Unaccompanied Minors
If I had kids, and I didn't hate them completely, I would probably take them to see this. And then I would tell them that if they misbehave I will take them to the airport and leave them there to live on their own or die. And then I would tell them I only drink because they keep crying, and that when Daddy hits Mommy it's because she didn't do her due diligence and burned my damn pot pie.
I should never procreate.
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