Little-Used Character Items Included In "World Of Warcraft"
The Cloak of Reluctant Virginity
The Bow of Solitary Weekends (can be paired with the Arrows of Day-Old Take-Out for extra damage)
The Gloves of Masturbatory Furor
The Staff of Going Nowhere Fast With Your 20s
The Helmet of Crap I Wish This Was Real
The Hatchet of Stagnant Career Moves
The Breastplate of Staying Inside A Lot
The Chain-Mail of People Look At Me Funny When I Say "Teh"
The Boots of Dying Alone
The Satchel of Frightening Obsessions
The Wrist-Guards of Chronic Carpal Tunnel (can be counteracted by Gloves)
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