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November 16, 2006

Death Comes To Stars Hollow: A Very Special "Gilmore Girls" Event

EXT. STARS HOLLOW — NIGHT

LUKE stands before LORELAI and CHRISTOPHER.

LUKE

You got married?

CHRISTOPHER

Yeah.

LORELAI

Don’t be mad.

LUKE

Why would I be mad? Just because I waited a decade for you

and put up with your endless crap and everything else?

LUKE pulls out a GUN from inside his jacket.

CHRISTOPHER

Hey man, don’t do anything stupid —

LUKE

Too late.

LUKE FIRES two rounds into CHRISTOPHER'S CHEST.

LORELAI

Luke! What are you doing?!

CHRISTOPHER

(whispering)

That hat was always stupid, anyway.

LUKE

Shut up!

LUKE FIRES a third round into CHRISTOPHER'S FACE, killing him. LUKE then turns the gun on LORELAI.

LUKE

Did you ever love me?

LORELAI

What? What do you mean —

LUKE

(shouting)

Did you ever love me?

LORELAI is openly WEEPING now.

LORELAI

Yes! Yes, I loved you!

LUKE

(beat)

I loved you, too.

LUKE SHOOTS himself in the head, crumbling to the ground as the gun falls from his hand.

LORELAI

No!

LORELAI runs to him and cradles the BLOODY REMAINS of LUKE'S HEAD in her trembling arms.

LORELAI

Why, God? Why? WHY?!

FADE TO BLACK. CREDITS.

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