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Dan Carlson
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I'm a twentysomething white male with ambitions to be a professional film critic and generally spend my days getting paid to watch movies and write about it. A compulsive reader and stubborn cineaste, I take an often contrary stance to my more fundamentalist peers and upbringing by celebrating the pursuit of the good, and the Good, in life, love, art and film. If you watched enough episodes of certain TV shows — for starters, "The Hungry and the Hunted," "The Cut Man Cometh," "The Body," "The Zeppo," "Waiting in the Wings," "Out of Gas," "April Is the Cruelest Month," "20 Hours in America," "Colonial Day," "An Echolls Family Christmas," "Look Who's Stalking," "The Garage Door," "Charlie Gets Crippled," "Wind Sprints," and "Corner Boys" — you would understand me completely, and you'd also realize that much of my worldview and philosophical insights are heavily influenced by fictional works/programs, and many of the good things I've said in my life are just a regurgitation of someone else's imaginings, or at any rate a heartfelt attempt to interpret them. I guess I was made to be a film critic.

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October 31, 2006

An Online Exchange Involving The Disposal Of Human Remains

By Dan Carlson

Sis: i'm pushing for a biz centerpiece on a business that cleans out skulls

hehe

some of the pictures are seriously just rows of human skulls

me: awesome

AWESOME

Sis: yes

they have some freaky pictures on the exhange

like gross. we don't want people throwing up on the paper

me: haha

Sis: man, what if that was your job?

the company takes human and animal skulls, strips them of tissue, sanitizes and sells them

me: i'd hire a big guy and make him wear a zippered mask like the gimp in Pulp Fiction. i'd point to him and say "percy brings in more skulls than any other employee"

and it would freak people right the crap out

Sis: hahahahaha

percy?

me: i don't know

it's a creepy name

Sis: haha

me: especially for a GIANT IN A ZIPPER MASK

Sis: i laughed out loud and then my boss walked up

love it

now i can't stop giggling

me: haha

awesome

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— Paul Giamatti, quoted in the Los Angeles Times, 12/14/04

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O lost, and by the wind grieved, ghost, come back again.
— Look Homeward, Angel, Thomas Wolfe

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— John Stuart Mill

We are all under the same mental calamity; we have all forgotten our names. We have all forgotten what we really are. All that we call common sense and rationality and practicality and positivism only means that for certain dead levels of our life we forget that we have forgotten. All that we call spirit and art and ecstasy only means that for one awful instant we remember that we forget.
— G.K. Chesterton

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— Me, Fall 2003

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