Decisions
shoes or flip-flops: flip-flops
Tony or Ridley Scott: Ridley
"Mad TV" or "SNL": jam pencil in eye
Coppola or Scorsese: Scorsese
Fox News or CNN: turn TV off
the book or the movie: the book
paper or plastic: whatever kills the planet faster
Stewart or Colbert: Sophie's choice, man
Old 97's or Whiskeytown: cyclical
chunky or smooth: smooth
fold or wad: fold
regular stall or handicap: handicap
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