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May 28, 2006

Sexually Frank Slogans I Saw Scattered On Bumper Stickers And T-Shirts During My Recent Weekend In Texas

"Cowboys do it till you get rope burn."

"Christians do it with an overpowering sense of guilt and shame."

"BBQ cooks do it with spatulas."

"Small-town residents do it with a dull-eyed stare of ennui as if they've realized the pointlessness of their existence."

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"The critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising."
— Pauline Kael

"Film lovers are sick people."
— Francois Truffaut

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— Ovid

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