Keeping The Office Lively
Tip #136: Start unfastening your belt in the hallway outside the bathroom. It also helps to mutter, "It's coming, it's coming," as you do so.
Tip #7: Answer questions/comments with Elton John lyrics.
Example:
"My mom just went back in for more chemo."
"Well, I guess that's why they call it the blues."
"You know, sometimes it's worth it, taking all the pies in the face. Sometimes you come through it feeling good.""Yes."
"And how was your day?"
"Sometimes you just stand there, hip-deep in pie."
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