In The News
That time of the week: The Pajiba trade round-up.
"Hell, they now say, is a state of being, and not the fiery pit of torment depicted in books and paintings, to say nothing of the Sisters who used to beat me at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Elementary School.""They beat you?"
"Well, they yelled at me a lot."
"Why?"
"So I wouldn't go to hell, Jeremy!"
"Doesn't sound like you were taught by the world's happiest nuns..."
"This is huge."
"I guess the 'Perpetual Sorrow' should have been a giveaway."
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