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March 28, 2006

Do It Now

Just a quick reminder to anyone who happens to read the blog on even the most occasional basis:

If you enjoy the comedy stylings of Carlos Mencia and/or the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and/or "Drawn Together," go to the window, open it wide, and plunge to your death. If you're on the ground floor, run out into traffic. If the roads are clear, simply have a friend or coworker beat the life out of you with whatever's handy, like a stapler or a chair leg.

Maybe if we kill everyone who thinks they're funny, they'll go away. I'm willing to give it a shot.

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"The critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising."
— Pauline Kael

"Film lovers are sick people."
— Francois Truffaut

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