This Just In (Kind Of)
All those classic cars can't help Mr. Miyagi now:The old guy's gone.Doctors at the scene tried that clap and massage thing that pulled Daniel-san back from the edge, but to no avail. The master would crane kick no more.Ralph Macchio and Elisabeth Shue better be at that funeral. And Al Molinaro, too.
Additionally, a Texas woman was mauled to death by half a dozen dogs over the weekend. Wal-Mart has apologized for the store's contributory negligence, and has since removed all bacon-based underwear and other meat-fabricated garments from its shelves."They were a good bargain while they lasted," said a company spokesman. "Is it food? Is it clothes? It's both. That's the kind of forward thinking we encourage here at Wal-Mart."
[UPDATE 12/1]Not to be outdone by a pack of dogs, a British coalition of squirrels has banded together to fight back.
Additionally, a Texas woman was mauled to death by half a dozen dogs over the weekend. Wal-Mart has apologized for the store's contributory negligence, and has since removed all bacon-based underwear and other meat-fabricated garments from its shelves."They were a good bargain while they lasted," said a company spokesman. "Is it food? Is it clothes? It's both. That's the kind of forward thinking we encourage here at Wal-Mart."
[UPDATE 12/1]Not to be outdone by a pack of dogs, a British coalition of squirrels has banded together to fight back.
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