Interesting Excerpts From The Company-Wide Sexual Harassment E-Mail
"Most claims of sexual harassment are actually just whining from people who can't go with the flow.""Exchanging sexual favors for increased job benefits isn't necessarily harassment. Check with HR.""It's important to prevent workplace harassment. Women, you can take the first step in this area by maybe not dressing so hot, so your fine bodies don't distract the men from working.""Sexual harassment is definitely illegal, but ethnic slurs are still a gray area.""When did 'assistant' replace 'secretary'? That's just weird.""Don't forget, there's a 24-hour hotline for legal advice: 1-800-GROW-UP. Ha ha, I'm just kidding. There is no hotline.""Non-employees are legally exempt from our harassment policies. Basically, this means you need to avoid Luis, the parking attendant. Just a word of caution.""Don't forget, fellas: Sometimes 'no' means 'yes.' "
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