Seldom-Read Children's Books
Strangers Have the Best CandyNo One Will Miss You If You Run AwayJimmy Touched Himself and DiedNice Guys Finish Last. All the Time.You're Probably Disappointing Your ParentsFall Into the Gap: Why It's Not Okay to be DifferentThere's No Such Place as Dog Heaven: The Truth About Canine EuthanasiaThat Weird Smell is the Stench of Your Overwhelming Mortality: Or, Get Ready to Work in a Cubicle[I'm sorry this is so derivative and uninspired. I'm very tired.]
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