We Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident
Anyone who says they like The Godfather: Part III is either (a) lying or (b) clinically retarded.The length of the meeting is inversely proportional to its relevance to your life. So the briefing where you'll learn what you need to know to complete a special assignment and not get fired might last 5 minutes, but you'll spend an hour and a half at the company meeting, listening to birth and anniversary announcements for people you've never met.The book is better than the movie.At home, in their personal bathrooms, away from the world, most men never wash their hands.With the exceptions of Good Will Hunting and Awakenings, everything else Robin Williams has done is vastly overrated. This includes Dead Poets Society.Men feel about women who read chick lit the way women feel about men who watch porn: Avoid at all costs.Conan O'Brien has the best musical guests of any late-night talk show. If Jay Leno's got Britney Spears, Conan's got Old Crow Medicine Show. No competition.Also, not just chick lit: Men avoid women with cats. Dangerous people, those.No CD sounds as good as one you bought when you were 21.
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