Ways To Incorporate Summer Vacation, 1991, Into Summer Non-Vacation, 2005
Steal scissors from supply cabinet and convert khaki pants into cutoffs. Explain to supervisor that I'm a growing boy and will buy new ones in September anyway.Set up Crocodile Mile in breakroom.Rock the buzz.Set up plywood ramp for bike jumps in supply warehouse. Assign awesome bike nicknames (e.g., Shredder, Hell Dude) to coworkers.Classic Super Soaker fight in department meeting.Ditch work to watch great TV.Build fort with cube walls. Only girls with food may enter.Display Nerf Bow-n-Arrow by cube entrance. Watch coworkers cower in fear/respect.Move up to Young Adult section in library. (Been meaning to do this for a while.)Batman-themed birthday party at the office. Insist on costumes for attendees.Survive on Popsicles, pizza, soda. Ignore stomach pains.Bring back Pogo Ball. (Skip-It is for sissies.)
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