Bad Pickup Lines I'm Probably Misremembering
Do you believe in love at first sight, or are you more of a realist?Are you from Tennessee? Me neither.Are those pants made out of Windex? That would be weird.Are your feet tired? Because mine are. This place is crowded.I think Heaven's missing an angel, or at least that's what the voices tell me.Was your dad a terrorist? Because you look vaguely foreign.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put all the vowels together. Easier.
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