Dear Mr. President,I turned on
Dear Mr. President,I turned on the TV when I got home from work yesterday afternoon and saw you were holding a press conference. At first I thought it was weird you were wearing the flight suit, but I got over it when I realized the how powerful your words were. He sounds strong, I thought, almost presidential. But when you actually got into the jet, I realized I was on the wrong channel and had been watching Independence Day. So here's my question: Whatever happened to Jeff Goldblum? I always liked that guy. You've got almost no pull in the Pacific time zone, but maybe you know someone who knows someone who could get Goldblum back on the big screen. Thanks, man.Sincerely,Daniel CarlsonP.S. Even if you help me out with the Jeff Goldblum thing, I'll still think you're a douche. Sorry. That's the way it goes.
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