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November 19, 2004

Rejected Children's Poems

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

But not as sweet as death's final release.

Roses are red,

And pleasant to smell,

No matter your troubles,

Life can always get worse.

Roses are red,

Sunflowers golden,

Whenever you're lonely,

Don't forget Daddy drinks because you're bad.

Roses are red,

With thorns that are sharp,

It's a beautiful world,

But you'll probably fail at everything you try to do.

Roses are red,

The prettiest flower,

They help us to see

That a woman will break your heart with a big smile on her face, that whore.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

But even nice people get cancer.

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